{"product_id":"deeply-into-debt-funny-ornament","title":"\"Let's Get Deeply Into Debt\" | Funny Couple's Aluminum Ornament","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"572\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"499\"\u003eWhen love and capitalism unite.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"502\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003eBecause nothing says Christmas like matching credit card statements. This retro-inspired ornament celebrates the true meaning of modern Christmas: emotional damage and financial denial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It's a Holiday Essential:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Joke:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Darling, let's get deeply into debt this holiday season.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Mid-century romance meets 21st-century inflation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Look:\u003c\/b\u003e A unique vintage scallop shape (Benelux) with a matte finish that looks expensive (ironically).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Perfect Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e For the couple who laughs through the chaos—because at least you’ll \u003ci\u003elook good while going broke together.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Aluminum.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Vintage Scallop (Benelux).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte front \/ Brushed Silver back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e One-sided (Vibrant color).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.94\" × 2.76\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Red ribbon for hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Wipe gently and remember—minimum payments are for peasants.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crowned Syndicate House Rules:\u003c\/b\u003e Every ornament is made to order. Because of that holiday miracle, \u003cb\u003ewe don’t offer returns or exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e for buyer’s remorse. \u003cb\u003eThe Exception:\u003c\/b\u003e If your ornament arrives bent, broken, or looking like it lost a bar fight, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Skin Tone Couple","offer_id":47657305735419,"sku":"11741590067704465062","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Skin Tone Couple","offer_id":47657305768187,"sku":"28434138482884757106","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/8340\/5819\/files\/funny-retro-christmas-ornament-naughty-or-nice-red-aluminum.jpg_5_1.jpg?v=1764172112","url":"https:\/\/thecrownedsyndicate.com\/products\/deeply-into-debt-funny-ornament","provider":"TCS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}