{"product_id":"he-sees-you-drinking-funny-ornament","title":"\"He Sees You When You're Drinking\" | Funny Alcohol Humor Ornament","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"1186\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSanta knows... and he's probably jealous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product__description rte quick-add-hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003eAdd a little holiday truth to your tree with this retro ceramic ornament. Featuring Santa soaring overhead while a festive martini sits front and center, this design is for anyone whose \"holiday spirit\" comes in a glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It's a Holiday Essential:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Joke:\u003c\/b\u003e \"He sees you when you're drinking.\" (So pour him one).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Look:\u003c\/b\u003e High-gloss 3\" ceramic with vibrant retro art.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for cocktail lovers, party hosts, and judging your relatives.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose Your Style:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eClassic Art (Blue):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, painterly design with a blue starry night background.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVintage Sketch (White):\u003c\/b\u003e An elegant, hand-drawn look on a crisp white background.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eRetro Graphic (Green):\u003c\/b\u003e A bold, mid-century modern style featuring a green martini.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHigh-gloss ceramic ornament.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eVibrant double-sided design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e3\" diameter (Round).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eGold hanging string.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crowned Syndicate House Rules:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eEvery ornament is made to order—it doesn’t exist until you decide it should. Because of that holiday miracle,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003ewe don’t offer returns or exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efor buyer’s remorse or last-minute mind changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Exception:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIf your ornament arrives broken or looking like it lost a bar fight with Santa’s sleigh, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Classic Art (Blue)","offer_id":47741582967035,"sku":"82152609475911699654","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage Sketch (White)","offer_id":47741697130747,"sku":"25149630344677843592","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Retro Graphic (Green)","offer_id":47741697163515,"sku":"26477120046981890920","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/8340\/5819\/files\/funny-retro-christmas-ornament-naughty-or-nice-red-aluminum_jpg_5b9b271e-ee98-4b22-acf8-1a516e54ee01.jpg?v=1764557977","url":"https:\/\/thecrownedsyndicate.com\/products\/he-sees-you-drinking-funny-ornament","provider":"TCS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}