{"product_id":"hot-toddy-funny-metal-ornament","title":"\"I Need A Hot Toddy\" | Funny Cocktail Aluminum Ornament | Retro Holiday Decor","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eHoliday spirit? More like holiday \u003ci\u003espirits\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003eIf your holiday joy depends on a hot toddy and avoiding unsolicited \"feedback\" from certain relatives, this ornament gets you. Equal parts retro charm and unapologetic humor, it hangs on your tree like a festive reminder that sometimes the only thing keeping you \u003ci\u003ecivil\u003c\/i\u003e is a warm cocktail and strict boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It's a Holiday Essential:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I love you all, but I need a drink.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Material:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-lightweight gloss aluminum that shines under the tree lights.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e Shatterproof. (Because after a few hot toddies, accidents happen).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDouble-Sided:\u003c\/b\u003e Vibrant retro art printed on both sides for maximum impact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-364 citation-end-364\"\u003eProduct Specs:\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"citation-363\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-363\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-363 citation-end-363\"\u003e Gloss Aluminum (High-definition print).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-362\"\u003eShape:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-362 citation-end-362\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e 3.31\" Round.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-361\"\u003ePrint:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-361 citation-end-361\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e Double-sided (Vibrant \u0026amp; Durable).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-360\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-360 citation-end-360\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e Red ribbon for hanging.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-359\"\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-359 citation-end-359\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"8\"\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eWipe clean with a soft, damp cloth. No soaking, scrubbing, or letting judgmental relatives touch it.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crowned Syndicate House Rules:\u003c\/b\u003e Every ornament is made to order. Because of that holiday miracle, \u003cb\u003ewe don’t offer returns or exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e for buyer’s remorse. \u003cb\u003eThe Exception:\u003c\/b\u003e If your ornament arrives bent, broken, or looking like it lost a bar fight with a reindeer, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47175872315643,"sku":"22421547719987528982","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/8340\/5819\/files\/Hero_1_1.jpg?v=1764177836","url":"https:\/\/thecrownedsyndicate.com\/products\/hot-toddy-funny-metal-ornament","provider":"TCS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}