{"product_id":"naughty-or-nice-aluminum-ornament","title":"\"Naughty or Nice? Who Cares.\" | Funny Aluminum Ornament | Red \u0026 Green Styles","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"2739\" data-start=\"2599\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2647\" data-start=\"2622\"\u003eSpoiler: You’re both.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"2650\" data-start=\"2647\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003eBecause labels are for gift tags, not women with personality. This vintage-inspired aluminum ornament is the perfect holiday accessory for those who have never once been accused of being \"nice\" (and are proud of it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It's a Holiday Essential:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Attitude:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Naughty or Nice? It Could Go Either Way.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Glossy sass with zero class.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Look:\u003c\/b\u003e A unique vintage scallop shape (Benelux) with a matte finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Options:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in \u003cb\u003eRed Bombshell\u003c\/b\u003e or \u003cb\u003eGreen Vixen\u003c\/b\u003e to match your mood (or your outfit).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Aluminum.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003ehape:\u003c\/b\u003e Vintage Scallop (Benelux).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte front \/ Brushed Silver back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e One-sided (Vibrant color).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.94\" × 2.76\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Red ribbon for hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Wipe clean (with a smirk).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crowned Syndicate House Rules:\u003c\/b\u003e Every ornament is made to order. Because of that holiday miracle, \u003cb\u003ewe don’t offer returns or exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e for buyer’s remorse. \u003cb\u003eThe Exception:\u003c\/b\u003e If your ornament arrives bent, broken, or looking like it lost a bar fight with a reindeer, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Crowned Syndicate","offers":[{"title":"Red Bombshell","offer_id":47651201057019,"sku":"29534290653786557955","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green Vixen","offer_id":47651201089787,"sku":"17153259296309617636","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/8340\/5819\/files\/FunnyretroaluminumChristmasornamentwithredbackgroundandpin-upartsaying_NaughtyorNice_ItCouldGoEitherWay..jpg?v=1761669384","url":"https:\/\/thecrownedsyndicate.com\/products\/naughty-or-nice-aluminum-ornament","provider":"TCS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}