{"product_id":"queen-of-effing-everything-mouse-pad","title":"Queen of Effing Everything | Statement Desk Mat","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor the woman who signs emails with \"Best Regards\" but means \"Bow Down.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eQueen of Effing Everything Mouse Pad\u003c\/b\u003e is a royal decree in desk form. Whether you are ruling from a cubicle, a corner office, or your dining room table, this pad reminds everyone what they should have already known: \u003cb\u003eyou aren’t just part of the team, you’re the whole damn monarchy.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cb\u003efour distinct styles\u003c\/b\u003e to match your specific reign—from hot pink splatter to gothic gold elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eChoose Your Throne Room Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStyle A (The Vibe):\u003c\/b\u003e Silver crown with hot pink splatter. (For the loud and proud queen).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStyle B (The Classic):\u003c\/b\u003e Gold script on white. (For the minimalist ruler).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStyle C (The Goth Queen):\u003c\/b\u003e Gothic gold on a baroque black background. (For the dramatic flair).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eStyle D (The Executive):\u003c\/b\u003e Rose gold crown on sleek black. (For the serious boss).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It Rules:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, high-resolution fabric top for smooth gliding + a non-slip rubber base that stays put.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePerfect Size:\u003c\/b\u003e Approx. \u003cb\u003e9.25\" x 7.75\"\u003c\/b\u003e (Rectangle) or \u003cb\u003e8\" Round\u003c\/b\u003e (Check your variant selector!).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaintenance:\u003c\/b\u003e Easy to wipe clean. Because royalty doesn’t do stains.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYour Reign, Your Rules. Click accordingly.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Features (Quick Specs)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Neoprene with Non-Slip Rubber Bottom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in Rectangle (9.25\" x 7.75\") and Round (8\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThickness:\u003c\/b\u003e 1\/8\" thick (Sturdy but sleek)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Spot clean with a damp cloth. Do not machine wash (it ruins the vibe).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crowned Syndicate House Rules\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAll mouse pads are made to order.\u003c\/b\u003e Because we print these fresh for your desk, \u003cb\u003ewe do not offer returns or exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e for buyer’s remorse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Exception:\u003c\/b\u003e If your mouse pad arrives with a print error, a tear, or looks like it was dragged behind a chariot, send us a photo and we’ll make it right. 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