{"product_id":"revenge-is-beneath-me-mouse-pad","title":"Revenge is Beneath Me | Gothic Office Decor","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eI don't seek revenge. I just wait.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe \u003cb\u003eRevenge is Beneath Me Mouse Pad\u003c\/b\u003e is for the person who trusts in Karma—but isn't afraid to watch the show when it finally arrives. Featuring a gothic bramble design and the disclaimer \u003ci\u003e\"But Accidents Happen,\"\u003c\/i\u003e this desk accessory is a subtle warning to everyone who walks into your office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eWhether you're plotting your next move or just scrolling through emails, keep your mouse (and your motives) gliding smoothly on this premium non-slip surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It Rules Your Desk:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Gothic pink typography with a thorny bramble border—pretty, but prickly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Statement:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Revenge is Beneath Me... But Accidents Happen.\" (A legal disclaimer, basically).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePremium Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Soft, high-resolution fabric top for precision tracking + a non-slip rubber base.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eVersatile Shape:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in \u003cb\u003eRectangle\u003c\/b\u003e (9.25\" x 7.75\") or \u003cb\u003eRound\u003c\/b\u003e (8\").\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSit back. Relax. Let the universe (or an \"accident\") handle the rest.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Features (Quick Specs)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable Neoprene with Non-Slip Rubber Bottom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Available in Rectangle (9.25\" x 7.75\") and Round (8\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThickness:\u003c\/b\u003e 1\/8\" thick (The perfect balance of comfort and stability)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Spot clean with a damp cloth. (Don't scrub away the evidence).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crowned Syndicate House Rules\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eAll mouse pads are made to order.\u003c\/b\u003e We print these fresh just for you, so \u003cb\u003ewe do not offer returns or exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e for buyer’s remorse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Exception:\u003c\/b\u003e If your mouse pad arrives with a print error, a tear, or looks like it was chewed up by a \"lioness\" (see what we did there?), send us a photo and we’ll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Rectangle","offer_id":47175884800251,"sku":"26427089177080888119","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One size \/ Round","offer_id":47175884833019,"sku":"21342216366677596518","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/8340\/5819\/files\/1_5aed4062-27f6-4cc8-91a5-0de55ac8033d.jpg?v=1752197897","url":"https:\/\/thecrownedsyndicate.com\/products\/revenge-is-beneath-me-mouse-pad","provider":"TCS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}