{"product_id":"treasured-means-ignored-funny-ornament","title":"\"If Treasured Means Totally Ignored\" | Funny Mom Life Aluminum Ornament","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"523\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eBecause nothing says 'holiday joy' like being underappreciated in pearls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0\"\u003eThis ornament honors the real MVP of Christmas—the one who cooks, cleans, and gets a scented candle for her efforts. Featuring a 1950s housewife smiling through the pain, this design is for every woman who has ever been told, \u003ci\u003e\"You're such a blessing,\"\u003c\/i\u003e while she does the dishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy It's a Holiday Essential:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Joke:\u003c\/b\u003e \"If 'Treasured' Means Totally Ignored... Yes, I'm Treasured!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Mid-century charm meets modern maternal rage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Shape:\u003c\/b\u003e A unique vintage-style scallop shape (Benelux) that stands out on the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte aluminum front with a brushed silver back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/b\u003e Moms, wives, and the friend who does everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Aluminum.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e Vintage Scallop (Benelux).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Matte front \/ Brushed Silver back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e One-sided (Vibrant color).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.94\" × 2.76\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Red ribbon for hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Wipe gently, sip wine, repeat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crowned Syndicate House Rules:\u003c\/b\u003e Every ornament is made to order. Because of that holiday miracle, \u003cb\u003ewe don’t offer returns or exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e for buyer’s remorse. \u003cb\u003eThe Exception:\u003c\/b\u003e If your ornament arrives bent, broken, or looking like it lost a bar fight with a reindeer, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Light Skin Tone","offer_id":47657307865339,"sku":"18914806377262645334","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Skin Tone","offer_id":47657307898107,"sku":"26282313937191847030","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/8340\/5819\/files\/funny-retro-christmas-ornament-naughty-or-nice-red-aluminum.jpg_4_1.jpg?v=1764172054","url":"https:\/\/thecrownedsyndicate.com\/products\/treasured-means-ignored-funny-ornament","provider":"TCS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}