{"product_id":"unwrap-package-funny-adult-ornament","title":"\"Unwrap His Package\" | Funny Adult Humor Aluminum Ornament","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"820\"\u003eHoliday innocence? Not here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"820\"\u003eThis retro pin-up ornament brings the perfect mix of naughty humor and vintage charm, starring a wide-eyed vixen who “could hardly wait for him to unwrap his package.” It’s bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get a laugh (or a blush).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Gloss Aluminum (High-definition print).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.31\" Round.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003ePrint:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-sided (Vibrant \u0026amp; Durable).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Red ribbon for hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare:\u003c\/b\u003e Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth. Avoid abrasive cleaners (and abrasive people).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Crowned Syndicate House Rules:\u003c\/b\u003e Every ornament is made to order. Because of that holiday miracle, \u003cb\u003ewe don’t offer returns or exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e for buyer’s remorse. \u003cb\u003eThe Exception:\u003c\/b\u003e If your ornament arrives bent, broken, or looking like it lost a bar fight with a reindeer, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47175872413947,"sku":"68289835786865726828","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/8340\/5819\/files\/Hero_ff46bf9d-184b-4068-9588-3e80c1de6bfc.jpg?v=1764178595","url":"https:\/\/thecrownedsyndicate.com\/products\/unwrap-package-funny-adult-ornament","provider":"TCS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}