Collection: RetroGlare Ornaments

Festive Glitz. Petty Hits.

Holiday cheer, with a savage wink. These vintage-inspired ornaments serve retro glam wrapped in shade; the kind that looks innocent at first glance but delivers bold punchlines once you’re close enough to read them.

From “Ho, Ho, Hoe” to “Restraint,” every piece in this collection is designed to stir the cocoa, spike the nog, and make Aunt Linda clutch her pearls. Hang them proud, gift them loud, and let your tree serve looks as bold as your mouth.