Define “Good” | Savage Retro Ornament | Funny Adult Christmas Gift | Naughty Holiday Décor

The only list she’s making is Santa’s regrets.
Because “good” is open to interpretation—and she’s fluent in loopholes.

Description

This isn’t your grandma’s ornament (unless she was a certified flirt).
The “Define Good” aluminum ornament is for the women who smile sweetly while breaking every rule on the list—twice.

Hang it proudly. Wink unapologetically.
Christmas has never looked this unholy and wholesome at the same time.

Who It’s For:

• The one who’s been “redefining good behavior” since 1992.
• Anyone who can’t sit on Santa’s lap without causing HR paperwork.
• Your unapologetic bestie who’s naughty by definition.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Flirty as Hell: Retro pin-up meets savage seasonal energy.
• Aluminum + Attitude: Matte finish, brushed metal back—just like her, sleek and unbothered.
• Satin Ribbon: Because chaos deserves presentation.
• Collectible AF: From the Unlisted & Unfiltered collection—snark, served scandalously.

Specs:
Material: Aluminum
Finish: Matte front, brushed back
Size: 3.94" × 2.76" × 0.04"
Print: One-sided
Care: Wipe with a soft cloth and a guilty conscience.

Fine Print:
Made to order, no take-backs or rethinks.
If damaged, we’ll replace it faster than Santa’s blush faded.