Retro Pin-Up & Vintage Vixen Aprons

Turn up the heat this holiday with unapologetic retro sass.
The Retro Pin-Up & Vintage Vixen Apron Collection by The Crowned Syndicate blends 1950s glam with unfiltered holiday humor — the perfect mix of naughty, nice, and everything in between.

From “Ho Ho Hoe Yourself” to other cheeky kitchen classics, these premium polyester aprons are made for women who bake, roast, and rule the room with confidence (and cocktails).
Each design comes in black or white with adjustable strap options — durable, washable, and guaranteed to stir up conversation.

✨ Designed by The Crowned Syndicate — Snark Served Festively.