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Happy Hanukkah | Chloroform Dark Humor Retro Apron

Happy Hanukkah | Chloroform Dark Humor Retro Apron

$48.00 USD
$48.00 USD
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"Darling, Does This Smell Like Chloroform to You?"

Serve the latkes with a side of savage wit. This vintage-style apron features a stunning 1950s Jewish housewife who looks sweet... but is holding a very suspicious rag.

The Ironic Twist: Look closely at her apron. It cheerfully says "Happy Hanukkah!"—because nothing says "I love you" like ensuring eight very silent nights.

Choose Your Art Style:

Realistic Art: Features a high-definition 1950s housewife in blue velvet.

Classic Illustration: Features a retro comic-book style pin-up in green.

Perfect For: The hostess who has fried enough potatoes for one lifetime, true crime fans, and anyone whose love language is peace and quiet.

Product Details:

Material: 100% Polyester Canvas (Stain resistant against oil and wine).

Size: One Size fits most (31.5" x 25.6") with adjustable straps.

Care: Machine washable.

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