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Jealousy Is A Disease | Sassy Statement Candle

Jealousy Is A Disease | Sassy Statement Candle

$14.99 USD
$14.99 USD
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Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon, bitch.

The Jealousy Is A Disease Candle is the ultimate prescription for the haters, the watchers, and the "why her?" crowd. If they’re going to be sick with envy, you might as well make the room smell amazing while they recover.

Crafted from Premium Coconut Apricot Wax, this candle serves shade and serenity in equal measure. Whether you choose the calming Lavender or the bold Blackberry Vanilla, it’s the perfect centerpiece for your success.

Why It Rules:

  • The Prescription: The label says "Get Well Soon"—because we love a passive-aggressive wellness check.
  • Luxury Wax: Hand-poured Coconut Apricot Wax offers a smooth, creamy finish and a cleaner burn than standard candles.
  • Toxin-Free: Free from parabens, phthalates, and synthetic dyes.
  • Statement Piece: Looks great on a desk, a vanity, or in the background of your winning selfies.

We’d wish them well, but we’re too busy glowing.

Product Features (Quick Specs)

  • Wax Type: Natural Coconut Apricot Wax
  • Burn Time: Up to 20 hours
  • Wick: Cotton (Lead/Zinc Free)
  • Care: Keep wick trimmed to ¼ inch and never burn for more than 3 hours at a time.

The Crowned Syndicate House Rules (For Both): Candles are made to order. Because we pour these fresh just for you, we do not offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse. The Exception: If your candle arrives broken, melted, or looking like it went through a breakup, send us a photo and we’ll replace it. No drama.

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