He Sees You When You’re Drinking Ornament – Double-Sided Funny Martini Christmas Décor

A premium, double-sided ceramic ornament designed to look luxe on any tree, and even better in your gift photos.

Bring the sass to the tree.
This double-sided ceramic ornament features our minimalist martini sketch on both sides, complete with Santa’s little surveillance sleigh—delivering that iconic “He Sees You When You’re Drinking” energy from every angle.

It’s classy. It’s snarky. It’s Crowned AF.
And it’s guaranteed to be the ornament people point at first.

Perfect for:
– Cocktail lovers and holiday rebels
– Office swaps (the good ones, not the tragic $10 ones)
– Gifting to the friend who always spikes the cocoa
– Your own tree, obviously

Product Details
– 100% white ceramic
– Double-sided print (front + back match)
– Glossy round finish
– Gold hanging string included
– Size: 2.8" diameter
– Designed exclusively by The Crowned Syndicate
– Printed on demand via Printify

Care
Use a soft microfiber cloth to gently wipe clean. Avoid cleaners or scrubbing.

Shipping & Returns
This ornament is printed at the time of order. Because it’s custom-made, we do not accept returns for buyer’s remorse or accidental orders.
If it arrives damaged, contact us and we’ll make it right immediately.