Darling, Let’s Get Deeply Into Debt | Savage Christmas Ornament | Funny Adult Holiday Gift | Snarky Couples Ornament

Debt is temporary. Drama is forever.
A savage little reminder that retail therapy counts as self-care.

Description

‘Tis the season to overspend, underthink, and blame capitalism later.
This aluminum ornament perfectly captures the chaos of December love stories—boujee, broke, and slightly unhinged.

Who It’s For:

• Couples who “accidentally” buy matching iPads.
• Besties who text “YOLO” before hitting checkout.
• Anyone whose credit score screams festive regrets.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Gloss-Free, Shame-Free Finish: Matte aluminum for the unbothered.
• Witty AF: Unfiltered humor meets holiday sparkle.
• Collectible Chaos: Part of the Unlisted & Unfiltered Collection — where snark meets seasonal spirit.

Specs:
Material: Aluminum
Finish: Matte front, brushed back
Size: 3.94" × 2.76" × 0.04"
Print: One-sided
Care: Wipe gently with a soft cloth (and a shot of reality).

Fine Print:
Made to order—no refunds unless damaged in transit.
If that happens, we’ll replace it faster than your Amazon cart refills.