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"Festive AF (My Sleigh Is Loaded)" | Funny Drinking Humor Ornament

"Festive AF (My Sleigh Is Loaded)" | Funny Drinking Humor Ornament

$21.99 USD
$21.99 USD
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The only thing more loaded than Santa's sleigh is... well, you.

This retro-inspired ceramic ornament serves holiday glam with a martini and a side of judgment. Featuring a vintage pin-up who has clearly started the eggnog early, it’s the perfect décor for anyone whose "holiday spirit" is 40% proof.

Why It's a Holiday Essential:

  • The Vibe: Mid-century glam meets modern functioning alcoholism.
  • The Joke: "Festive AF! (My Sleigh Is Loaded)."
  • The Look: High-gloss 3" ceramic, double-sided print, and vibrant colors that pop even if your vision is getting blurry.

Choose Your Drinking Buddy: Available in three stunning dark-haired styles, all rocking a festive red dress and holding a martini. Choose from Dark Skin Tone or two Light Skin Tone variations to match your squad.

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