"He Sees You When You're Drinking" | Funny Alcohol Humor Ornament

Add a little holiday truth to your tree with this retro ceramic ornament. Featuring Santa soaring overhead while a festive martini sits front and center, this design is for anyone whose "holiday spirit" comes in a glass.

Why It's a Holiday Essential:

• The Joke: "He sees you when you're drinking." (So pour him one).
• The Look: High-gloss 3" ceramic with vibrant retro art.
• The Vibe: Perfect for cocktail lovers, party hosts, and judging your relatives.

Choose Your Style:

• Classic Art (Blue): A rich, painterly design with a blue starry night background.
• Vintage Sketch (White): An elegant, hand-drawn look on a crisp white background.
• Retro Graphic (Green): A bold, mid-century modern style featuring a green martini.

Product Details:

• Material: High-gloss ceramic ornament.
• Print: Vibrant double-sided design.
• Size: 3" diameter (Round).
• Includes: Gold hanging string.

The Crowned Syndicate House Rules: Every ornament is made to order—it doesn’t exist until you decide it should. Because of that holiday miracle, we don’t offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or last-minute mind changes.

The Exception: If your ornament arrives broken or looking like it lost a bar fight with Santa’s sleigh, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.