Ho Ho Hoe Yourself Apron – Retro Pin-Up (White Apron)

Vintage Pin-Up Apron | Funny Holiday Kitchen Gift | Retro Christmas Humor

Sugar on the outside, sarcasm on the inside. The Ho Ho Hoe Yourself Retro Pin-Up Apron in white turns your kitchen into a holiday stage for sass and sparkle.

Inspired by old-school glam with a modern bite, it’s the perfect apron for queens who know that baking and boldness both require heat.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Playful retro pin-up illustration with a wicked wink
• Made from soft but durable polyester canvas
• Adjustable tie-back closure with multiple strap color choices
• Comfortable fit for all-day holiday chaos
• Designed by The Crowned Syndicate — for the woman who does Christmas her way

Size & Care:
One size (31.5" × 25.6"). Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, air dry.

Returns:
Made-to-order means no returns unless damaged or defective. If there’s a problem, we make it right immediately.