If “Treasured” Means Totally Ignored | Funny Adult Christmas Ornament | Snarky Holiday Gift | Sarcastic Housewives Club

Ignored? Same. But make it festive.

Description

For the woman who holds Christmas together with caffeine and spite.
This ornament says what every “treasured” soul is really thinking while pretending to love their fourth bath set of the season.

Who It’s For:

• The women running Christmas like it’s a hostage situation.
• The ones who smile sweetly while plotting their tropical escape.
• Anyone who knows “treasured” is just code for “taken for granted.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• Unapologetic Energy: Equal parts sass and seasonal sparkle.
• Durable AF: Aluminum, like your patience.
• Conversation Starter: Because silence is overrated.
• Collectible: From The Crowned Syndicate’s Unlisted & Unfiltered Collection.

Specs:
Material: Aluminum
Finish: Matte front / Brushed back
Size: 3.94" × 2.76" × 0.04"
Ribbon: Red
Care: Spot clean. Vent freely.

Fine Print:
Made to order — no refunds unless damaged.
If your ornament arrives broken, we’ll replace it faster than your family says “Where’s dinner?”