"I'm The Gift" | Funny Retro Christmas Ornament | Blonde & Brunette Styles
"I'm The Gift" | Funny Retro Christmas Ornament | Blonde & Brunette Styles
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Forget the wrapping paper. You're the whole package.
This retro-inspired ceramic beauty says exactly what we're all thinking: this year, YOU are the gift. Featuring a stunning vintage pin-up emerging from a gift box, this ornament is the ultimate confidence flex for your tree.
Why You Need It:
- The Vibe: Unapologetic, glamorous, and slightly chaotic (in the best way).
- The Look: High-gloss 3" ceramic with vibrant double-sided printing.
- The Message: "I'm the gift." (No receipts, no returns).
Choose Your Style:
- The Bombshell (Blonde): Classic Hollywood glam in a red gift box.
- The Vixen (Brunette): Dark-haired elegance ready to steal the show.
Product Details:
- Material: High-gloss ceramic ornament.
- Print: Vibrant double-sided design.
- Size: 3" diameter (Round).
- Includes: Gold hanging string.
The Crowned Syndicate House Rules: Every ornament is made to order—it doesn’t exist until you decide it should. Because of that holiday miracle, we don’t offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or last-minute mind changes.
The Exception: If your ornament arrives broken or looking like it lost a bar fight with Santa’s sleigh, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.
