Ho Ho Hoe Yourself Apron – Vintage Vixen (White Apron)

Retro Christmas Apron | Funny Pin-Up Kitchen Gift | Vintage Holiday Humor for Women

Your apron, but make it angelic… if angels had a dirty martini habit.
The Vintage Vixen “Ho Ho Hoe Yourself” Apron in white is your perfect blend of naughty and nice. Bold enough to handle kitchen chaos, chic enough to steal the holiday spotlight.

It’s serving sugar, spice, and savage one-liners — because your cookies aren’t the only thing leaving an impression this season.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Vintage pin-up inspired art with a modern cheeky twist
• Lightweight 100% polyester canvas — soft, durable, and spill-proof
• Strap color options: white, black, and beige
• Tie-back closure and sewn-in label for comfort + convenience
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
• Designed by The Crowned Syndicate: Snark Served Festively

Size:
One size fits most — 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm).

Care:
Machine wash cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low, or hang to maintain your sassiest form.

Returns:
Each item is made to order. No returns for buyer’s remorse or misjudged vibes — but if your apron arrives defective, we’ll make it right immediately.