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Man in DMs | Luxury Coconut Apricot Wax Candle

Man in DMs | Luxury Coconut Apricot Wax Candle

$14.99 USD
$14.99 USD
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Confidence is silent. Insecurities are loud. And your DMs? They’re screaming.

The Man in DMs Candle is a tribute to the unearned confidence of random men on the internet. You know the type: the "hey beautiful," the unsolicited advice, and the sheer, unadulterated audacity.

Hand-poured with a premium Coconut Apricot Wax blend, this candle burns cleaner, slower, and more luxuriously than their pickup lines ever could. Light it up, sit back, and enjoy the silence of a blocked number.

Why It’s A Whole Mood:

  • The "Block" Button Energy: A scent that says "I didn't ask."
  • Premium Burn: Made from non-toxic Coconut Apricot Wax that is colorless, odorless, and cleaner than standard soy.
  • Clean & Safe: Features lead-free and zinc-free cotton wicks for a safe burn.
  • Reusable Vessel: Once the audacity burns out (approx. 20 hours), clean the glass jar and use it for decor.

Light it. Laugh at it. Delete it.

Product Features (Quick Specs)

  • Wax Type: Natural Coconut Apricot Wax (Vegan & Non-Toxic)
  • Wick: 100% Cotton (Lead/Zinc Free)
  • Burn Time: Up to 20 hours
  • Vessel: Reusable Glass Jar
  • Scent Options: Available in 9 luxe scents (including Fraser Fir, Cashmere Musk, and Vanilla Bean)

The Crowned Syndicate House Rules: Candles are made to order. Because we pour these fresh just for you, we do not offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse (or if you just don't like the scent). The Exception: If your candle arrives broken, melted, or looking like it went through a breakup, send us a photo and we’ll replace it. No drama.

 

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