Naughty or Nice? Retro Pin-Up Aluminum Ornament (Red or Green) | Funny Christmas Gift | Retro Snark Decor

Holiday duality, defined.
This glossy aluminum ornament asks the question we all know the answer to. Bold color, retro sass, and zero shame—it’s the perfect tree upgrade for those who love their cheer with a side of chaos.

Who It’s For:

• Snarky besties, office prank legends, and classy troublemakers.
• Anyone who decorates with personality instead of perfection.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Retro Sass, Modern Shade: Matte aluminum with vintage pin-up art that doesn’t whisper—it winks.
• Dual Designs: Choose Red or Green (because your vibe changes daily).
• Matte Finish, Brushed Back: Sleek, durable, and unapologetically extra.
• Includes Satin Ribbon: Ready to hang, flex, and offend gently.

Specs:
Material: Aluminum
Finish: Matte front, brushed metal back
Size: 3.94″ × 2.76″ × 0.04″
Print: One-sided
Care: Wipe with a soft cloth (and keep away from judgmental relatives)

No Returns, Just Results:
Made to order. If damaged in transit, send a quick photo and we’ll handle it faster than Santa checks the naughty list.

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