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Spoiler: You’re both.
The sassiest aluminum ornament of the season — part festive, part felony, all attitude.

Description:
Because labels are for gift tags, not women with personality. This double-sided (attitude-wise, not literally) aluminum ornament is the perfect holiday accessory for those who’ve never once been accused of being “nice.”

Who It’s For:

• The woman who makes office parties bearable.
• The friend group’s chaos coordinator.
• Anyone whose halo comes with horns — and highlights.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Glossy Sass, Zero Class: Matte aluminum with a wink that says “try me.”
• Red or Green Options: Because bad behavior comes in festive colors.
• Includes Satin Ribbon: For easy hanging — from the tree or your reputation.
• Made by The Crowned Syndicate: We don’t do subtle, we do seasonal slay.

Specs:
Material: Aluminum
Finish: Matte front, brushed back
Size: 3.94" × 2.76" × 0.04"
Print: One-sided
Care: Wipe clean (with a smirk).

Fine Print:
Made to order. No returns unless it shows up looking like your ex’s apology — dented and disappointing.