"Not Today Bitch" | Funny Retro Ceramic Christmas Ornament

If “festive with an attitude problem” is your holiday vibe, this ornament was made for you. Retro pin-up sass meets zero-patience energy, all wrapped in rich green Christmas glam. Available in four styles, each one serving a different level of “I said what I said.”

These snarky ceramic ornaments add the perfect punchline to your tree, your bar cart, or that one spot in the house where you quietly judge people. Whether you’re decorating for yourself or gifting your favorite troublemaker, this ornament guarantees a laugh—no explanation required.

Product Specs:

• Material: High-gloss ceramic ornament.
• Print: Vibrant double-sided design.
• Size: 3" diameter (Round).
• Includes: Gold hanging string for instant decor.
• Care: Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth.

The Crowned Syndicate House Rules: Every ornament is made to order—it doesn’t exist until you decide it should. Because of that holiday miracle, we don’t offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or last-minute mind changes.

The Exception: If your ornament arrives broken or looking like it lost a bar fight with Santa’s sleigh, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.