"Polish Off The Eggnog" | Funny Retro Aluminum Ornament | Snarky Holiday Gift
"Polish Off The Eggnog" | Funny Retro Aluminum Ornament | Snarky Holiday Gift
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Holiday chaos? Handled. Holiday cocktails? Prioritized.
This retro-inspired aluminum ornament brings peak festive attitude with a wink. Featuring a vintage housewife who has clearly decided that the only way to get through the in-laws is with a very strong drink, it’s the perfect mix of humor and sass.
Why It's a Holiday Essential:
- The Vibe: "I love my family, but I love this drink more right now."
- The Material: Ultra-lightweight aluminum that won't weigh down your branches.
- The Look: High-gloss finish that makes the retro art pop.
- Double-Sided: Because the truth should be visible from every angle
- Perfect For: The exhausted hostess, the friend who needs a drink, or your own tree as a badge of honor.
Specs
- Material: Gloss aluminum
- Size: 3.31" round
- Print: Double-sided
- Finish: Vibrant, full-color gloss
- Includes: Red ribbon for hanging
Care
Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth.
The Crowned Syndicate House Rules: Every ornament is made to order—it doesn’t exist until you decide it should. Because of that holiday miracle, we don’t offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or last-minute mind changes.
The Exception: If your ornament arrives broken or looking like it lost a bar fight with Santa’s sleigh, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.
