"Put It Up Yourself" | Funny Double Entendre Christmas Ornament

"No, I think I'll put it in the living room."

The Joke:

• Her: "Are you going to put it up yourself?"
• Him: "No, I'm going to put it in the living room."

It’s wholesome enough for the tree, but cheeky enough to earn a spit-take from your dirty-minded friends.

Product Specs:

• Ceramic ornament
• 3-inch diameter
• Double-sided print
• Includes a gold hanging string
• Vibrant, retro-inspired artwork
• Lightweight and durable with a glossy finish

Care
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth.

The Crowned Syndicate House Rules: Every ornament is made to order—it doesn’t exist until you decide it should. Because of that holiday miracle, we don’t offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or last-minute mind changes.

The Exception: If your ornament arrives broken or looking like it lost a bar fight with Santa’s sleigh, send us a clear photo and we’ll make it right. No hoops. No drama.