Revenge is Beneath Me | Gothic Office Decor

I don't seek revenge. I just wait.

The Revenge is Beneath Me Mouse Pad is for the person who trusts in Karma—but isn't afraid to watch the show when it finally arrives. Featuring a gothic bramble design and the disclaimer "But Accidents Happen," this desk accessory is a subtle warning to everyone who walks into your office.

Whether you're plotting your next move or just scrolling through emails, keep your mouse (and your motives) gliding smoothly on this premium non-slip surface.

Why It Rules Your Desk:

• The Vibe: Gothic pink typography with a thorny bramble border—pretty, but prickly.
• The Statement: "Revenge is Beneath Me... But Accidents Happen." (A legal disclaimer, basically).
• Premium Build: Soft, high-resolution fabric top for precision tracking + a non-slip rubber base.
• Versatile Shape: Available in Rectangle (9.25" x 7.75") or Round (8").

Sit back. Relax. Let the universe (or an "accident") handle the rest.

Product Features (Quick Specs)

• Material: Durable Neoprene with Non-Slip Rubber Bottom
• Shape: Available in Rectangle (9.25" x 7.75") and Round (8")
• Thickness: 1/8" thick (The perfect balance of comfort and stability)
• Care: Spot clean with a damp cloth. (Don't scrub away the evidence).

The Crowned Syndicate House Rules

All mouse pads are made to order. We print these fresh just for you, so we do not offer returns or exchanges for buyer’s remorse.

The Exception: If your mouse pad arrives with a print error, a tear, or looks like it was chewed up by a "lioness" (see what we did there?), send us a photo and we’ll make it right.